Only slightly more interesting than the latest Scootering around Washington is the growing scandal surrounding Mitt Romney.
What could cause such a growing storm of a scandal for such an upstanding candidate? Well, it seems the good Governor, in 1983, put a dog carrier on top of his station wagon, secured it with straps, and then drove from Boston to Ontario for a family vacation.
This appears to be, in some peoples mind, ample evidence of such latent and vicious cruelty as to certainly disqualify the man for the office of President.
How could he?? Oh dear lord! Never mind any other trifles, like moral standing on political and social issues, or other matters of miniscule importance, like leadership ability and reputation.
He put a dog cage on his car in 1983! Draw and Quarter the fellow!
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Goal: Defeat Republicans and Conservatives, because they are bad.
Necessary Actions Thus: Focus on any and every particular to accomplish this end. Relevance is irrelevant. Ends justify means.
Observation: Tactics of clearly very scared and frustrated people. When logic and reasonable common sense doesn't work for you, well, it's time to look at other options.
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